Welcome to State of Dabar’s very first pidgin English series!! For the next few minutes, you’re gonna be following the story of a young man

As I mention earlier, I dey start from the beginning, so chale, make we move… Ma kiddie time diɛɛ, I no sheda dey kai many

The day I see my people dey fight be the day my life change. Till then, I go fit talk sey na life be normal.

I really no dey like sey I go kae that horrible day. Still dey pain me pass. What I go fit talk for now be

As time catch sey I for go secondary school, my mind all be dark pass. Like really, I no dey like sey somebody go disturb

As I go uni, I no go lie you, I use ma freedom papa! Herh! After all the rules then tins, now I go dey

I no dey won talk plenty about wana dates, coz we go plenty. But one date bi dey wey chale, ibi very pivotal date, so

So from level 200 second sem to level 400 wey me then Semua dey commot. Life make perfect give me kraaa. At that point, somehow

Like one week since them give me that info, I make tense pass. Na I just dey hope sey ibi mistaken identity or some shit

E knack like 11:20 pm as I go the Viva Hostel there. I take the money give the Uber driver, wey I commot the car

So chale, me dixx. This be the end product of what I do that night. Papafio then Semua no survive. Squad take them go hospital