Month: October 2020

Jay Ayima

Jay Ayima Pt. 10 – Me Dixx

So chale, me dixx. This be the end product of what I do that night. Papafio then Semua no survive. Squad take them go hospital wey them say them quench long time. As them barb me knock me out, them take me go police station go report me sey I quench two people. As you […]

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Jay Ayima Pt. 9 – Somebody Go Smell Pepper!!

E knack like 11:20 pm as I go the Viva Hostel there. I take the money give the Uber driver, wey I commot the car inside then walk go the hostel. As I enter, wey some of the girls greet me, I nod, wey I just dey go my way. Two weeks catch since I […]

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Jay Ayima Pt. 8 – Ei! Herh!

Like one week since them give me that info, I make tense pass. Na I just dey hope sey ibi mistaken identity or some shit like that, coz chale, na I just no dey won believe. My Semua? My Sexy Semzy? Cheating on me? Ah, naaa. E no fit to be true. This girl wey […]

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Jay Ayima Pt. 7 – I No Dey Like Foolish Tins!

So from level 200 second sem to level 400 wey me then Semua dey commot. Life make perfect give me kraaa. At that point, somehow I dey fit manage restrain my body for ein top. Even though the make out diɛɛɛ, I never dey spare am. Crazy ass kisses and tins, chale! After that date […]

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Jay Ayima Pt. 6 – I Gbele My Heart

I no dey won talk plenty about wana dates, coz we go plenty. But one date bi dey wey chale, ibi very pivotal date, so I for tell you about that one. So na we dey level 300 by that time. Like one year pass since we start dey date. As she come take top […]

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Jay Ayima Pt. 5 – Ibi Like Love Catch Me

As I go uni, I no go lie you, I use ma freedom papa! Herh! After all the rules then tins, now I go dey campus wey them no dey enforce rules for your top like SHS. Chale, sweet freedom! This be where the real story dey begin from. So still, I dey keep to […]

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Jay Ayima Pt. 4 – Make Nobody Vex Me For Here!

As time catch sey I for go secondary school, my mind all be dark pass. Like really, I no dey like sey somebody go disturb me. Coz me, I never go spare you. I go make sure sey you go bleed. One way or another. Like, honestly, don’t try me. So as I dey hear […]

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Jay Ayima Pt. 3 – My Life Make Basaa

I really no dey like sey I go kae that horrible day. Still dey pain me pass. What I go fit talk for now be sey, Momee ein kiddie bro come take me from the house. Obviously, them make police go arrest Popee, so I no fit dey the house alone. Obviously, my uncle thems […]

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Jay Ayima Pt. 2 – One Horrible Sunday Gbɛkɛ

The day I see my people dey fight be the day my life change. Till then, I go fit talk sey na life be normal. The moment I realize sey things no cool between them, things change. You be kiddie aa, your expectation be sey your parents get good relationship. So as I see that […]

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Jay Ayima Pt. 1 – Ma Kiddie Time

As I mention earlier, I dey start from the beginning, so chale, make we move… Ma kiddie time diɛɛ, I no sheda dey kai many things. Abi those young years, the memories be someway. But some major ones dey stick. To begin with, I be the only kiddie of ma parents. Apparently, them attempt sey […]

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Jay Ayima Intro: Ma Story This

Welcome to State of Dabar’s very first pidgin English series!! For the next few minutes, you’re gonna be following the story of a young man who’s not exactly had the happiest life. If you wanna know what that is, then let’s move! A lil caution, though. If you’re not very familiar with pidgin, you’re not […]

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